It’s hard to look cool when the sun’s in your eyes.
The mattress pad companies gotta be begging the mattress companies to go a little thinner.
It’s no coincidence that our phones are just a little too uncomfortable to leave in our pockets while sitting down. You sit down, you have to take it out, it’s out so you get on it...
It’s funny to accuse someone of being a contrarian because you’ll always get to be right.
Everyone’s Britta filter is flashing red
It’s always, ‘No we don’t have anymore in the back, everything we have is out on the floor’. Then what in the world do you keep back there???
»» Yes, this is the 27th installment. Twenty six have come before.
