For your next ten shows I hereby revoke your right to use the following two tools…
1. Saying thank you…(i.e. you may not say thank you)
2. Specifically stating, eluding to, or even mentioning how many songs are remaining in your set.
These tools may possibly be returned to you after ten shows…but I think you will find that in their absence you will have sharpened other tools that are much more exciting, personal and entertaining and will not need these two much anymore.
And by reading this far in the email you are, here by, bound to this contract.
Let me know how it goes.
You’re welcome in advance.
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I’m always interested in your perspective, whether affirming or dissenting. Continue the conversation anytime: gabethebassplayer@gmail.com