You won’t be able to get through your car trouble story before hearing about everyone else’s car trouble.
Underwear is a very appropriately named article of clothing.
There’s a picture of Steven Tyler on the spine of the Steven Tyler book, my daughter thinks it’s me and I do not correct her.
Everyone who is shopping at Walgreens is ‘just running to Walgreens real quick’ and that’s why everyone looks like crap.
Excitement plus apathy. That’s why I’m no good at poker.
The first aisle of the grocery store is a bad place to run into someone you don’t want to run into. Cause then there’s the second aisle meeting, then the third, then the…
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