You’re at your 4th of July gathering, but it’s not living up to your expectations so you pulled out your phone and prayed for an email so you can justify having pulled out your phone.
You’re welcome.
But seriously, put it down, eat another hot dog, engage in conversation even if it’s awkward, and if you need some entertainment…
…just ask different people you’re with what it is exactly we’re celebrating today. I bet you get some wrong answers, and then you can laugh with superiority…like an American.
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